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You can call me the tooth fairy
But I have horns instead of wings
My pitchfork is a set of pliers
And I like the little things
I like your mandibles
You’re all animals
Mammals at very best
Humanity
Is a part of me
I’d rather just forget.
You can call me the tooth fairy
But I don’t leave money I leave blood instead
With an aching sore mouth
And a bash upside the head.
Show me your pearly whites
Stick ‘em out and let me see
I see three nice ones there that I’d like
Go ahead and give them to me!
1, 2, 3!

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